so there were these two monsters outside my bedroom window the other night. the humans flashed the dreaded bright lights at them, but they did not run away. it was so horrifying.
i did mock them from a safe distance, behind glass, but i don't think they were paying attention. they seemed busy eating something. probably dead remains. *shudder*
another one appeared today IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!! the short-hair flashed more bright lights at it and eventually it ran off into the woods. i'm positive it was a scout. hopefully the bright lights convinced it to leave us alone. i don't know if i'm going to be able to sleep tonight!!! i may have to sleep closer to the humans. they're warm anyway.
i'm a little shook up. i can't wait for the human to close the blinds. i keep imaging this monster just hovering out there in the snow. creepy!
i'm still trying to figure out what to put under the tree for the chris-human. i don't want him to be able to KNOW right off the bat what i've taken that he might miss....any suggestions???
(and by the way, somehow a posted comment from a red-haired friend -- the one with the brown-haired human attached to his arm -- way to go! -- got deleted. i'm terribly embarrassed...i think one of my humans is to blame. they're so inept and clutsy. please don't lose faith in me, friend! you're the only one i have on the inside...)
the monsters came back. i knew that one was a scout!!!! this time there were 3 of them (!) and a hop-floppy. like some strange animal planet family. this time my human did NOT use the bright flashes, but it was kind of fun to watch the little monsters head-butt each other. they were pretty paranoid (constantly looking around, never able to really enjoy their meal), so i felt kind of sorry for them. kind of. and they're outside in the cold. i'm pretty warm and toasty in here. i guess i should count my blessings. hopefully all my cat lives will be this warm and dry!!
