who the HISS is patrick?!

I overhead my humans talking tonight about someone called Sane Patrick. has anyone heard this? apparently he actually owns one day out of the year, and everyone celebrates.

I've done a little research, and it appears that in honor of this Sane Patrick (who also loved potatoes and corned beef) everyone wears funny green hats and puts green beverages in mugs. and they let mini humans run around in green outfits, and then sacrifice them to a pot of gold.

it's all very strange. and there's this strange green leaf that pops up everywhere: pins, hats, shirts, aprons, underwear -- you name it, it's there.


I JUST DON'T GET IT.

so because it doesn't make a whisker of sense to me, but I still love a good party, I am going to claim my OWN day for cattdom: March 18th (because the humans will be too hung over to notice) is now hereby declawed as THE FESTIVAL OF FATHER O'TABBY!

4 things

i've been super busy. too busy to blog. but today I'm making time to do something a little mindless, and I'm stealing my human's post idea. just for fun.

so here are 4 THINGS ABOUT MYSELF:


Four jobs I have had in my lives:

1. assistant to pharaoh
2. rumpleteaser understudy
3. paper shredder
4. hiss-tory professor


Four movies I would watch over and over (or have watched over and over):

1. cats & dogs (cats rule, dogs drool)
2. the lion, the witch and the wardrobe (did you SEE that cat?!)
3. the shaggy dog (I enjoy seeing a dumb human become a dumb dog)
4. the jungle book (the bear is annoying, but the panther exudes cool)


Four places I have lived:

1. saginaw (where I was attacked by flying water)
2. kalamazoo (where i was a boxing champion)
3. kentwood (where I saw monsters in the snow)
4. wyoming (nothing excited has happened yet)


Four TV shows that I watch:

1. ellen
2. family guy (strangely enough, I totally relate to stewie)
3. the deadliest catch (that water is scary, but I can't look away!)
4. the moment of truth (stupid humans)


Four places I have been:

1. in a u-haul truck
2. game stop parking lot on the beltline
3. katie & adam's old house
4. the vet (it reeks of death...)


Four people who email (or see) me regularly:

1. the short hair
2. the bald one
3. the princess
4. the one I'm stalking


Four of my favorite (human) foods:
(cat food makes me want to vomit and then eat it again)

1. chocolate icing
2. granola
3. oyster crackers
4. TUNA


Four places I would like to be right now:

1. outside
2. in a tree
3. catalina
4. under the bed (the humans put all their crap under there!)


Four things I am looking forward to this year:

1. BIRDS
2. learning Hungarian
3. getting a bath (I secretly love them!)
4. the humans NOT taking me to the vet (keep your paws crossed!)


Four souls who should also do this:

1. emmett (I know you're out there, dude...)
2. the red hair
3. heathcliff (his life is crazy)
4. saint morris